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When people trip and fall in a horror movie.
movietheatrebutter:
You:
Them:
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Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
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One day an employee sent a letter to his boss to... →
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The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
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When your parents cancel your plans.
onlyonmyown:
“fine then.”
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now she can’t complain anymore:
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